25 5 / 2013
When you see it, REBLOG IT.
- 1: 1-630-482-9696
- 2: 1-800-784-8433
- 3: 1-800-273-8255
- 4: 1-866-488-7386
- 5: 1-800-246-7743
- 6: 1-847-831-3438
- 7: 1-800-656-4673
- 8: 1-650-321-5272
- 9: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
- 10: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
- 11: My Tumblr ask is always open.
25 5 / 2013
25 5 / 2013
25 5 / 2013
that awkward stage in a friendship when you’ve talked a few times but you don’t know if you can be an asshole to them yet???
(Source: previouslygillany, via comedraco)
25 5 / 2013
Leonardo DiCaprio tried to make fun of his character with the line “I will just wait here”, when in fact that line wasn’t originally scripted. Everyone started laughing and James Cameron said that the line was “Too funny” to ignore it.
25 5 / 2013
thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
(via supimawesome)
23 5 / 2013
SO THAT’S HOW THEY DO IT
Everything I’ve ever questioned about life has now been answered.
Interesting
It’s looks like some alien shit
(Source: yodiscrepo, via britttanyl)




